Gallery of water-related pseudoscience

Junk science in the marketplace

This index lists some of the companies, products, processes and people whose names I have come across in my explorations of water-related pseudoscience and quackery.

The links in the left column take you to the sites that promote the product. Web pages that are now accessible only as archived versions are indicated in strikeout type.

The links in the middle column are to locations in my site that provide debunking information on a particular "technology". In my opinion, there is no credible scientific support for any of the claims referenced here.

topic

category

remarks

"Activated Water"
energized water
This term is widely used; one such product is described under "Magnetic Effect Resonance Technology" elsewhere in this list.
"Active" hydrogen
ionbunk
"Active hydrogen" (sometimes called "nascent" hydrogen) refers to hydrogen in the form of atoms rather than stable H2 molecules. This form of hydrogen is highly reactive and when it is formed, disappears in less than a second. Various products (mostly from Japan) falsely claim to introduce these ultimate anti-oxidants into water and even tout them as cures for cancer or diabetes (Kangan water )
Adar Marketing, ADR Energy Stimulator
structured water
magnetic energizing of food and water
"Aerobic" oxygen
oxygenated water
There are many sites offering this quackery and making nonsensical claims such as "Aerobic Oxygen is a revolutionary formula that harbors a very high concentration of NON-TOXIC STABILIZED ELECTROLYTES OF OXYGEN ."
Aetheric Energy
structured water
Far-out folderol for terminally nutty new-agers; links to sources of "Aetherically Charged" water and "Anti-ageing cream", "Aetheric gold" and similarly worthless nostrums. One link is to an extraordinarily goofy water-quackery site full of crackpot physics based on "tetrahedronal mathematic-based technology: ...The virtual laser imposes coherence (structure) on the vacuum medium around and through a given volume water and rotates energy out of vacuum into the fundamental water molecules. "
agricultural applications

 

"plasma"-induced electron injection; see Energy Systems Plus, Balanced Lives; see Ejax (magnesium anode), Magnetizer ®, Coherent - AquaMaster . Some, such as HydroPure ECA, sell electrolytic devices that produce hypochlorite solutions; see here for my comments. A device for golf courses called AQUA-PHYD claims to place an electrical charge in water to reduce its surface tension. This is nonsense. See also the UK-based Vi-Aqua product, and Australian Water for Life.
alchemical homeopathy
structured water
Yet another weird Ascension Alchemy product: "The  glass vessel containing the imploding  water vortex lies in the midst of a large crystal grid, the angles of the relationship between the crystals as well as the type and resonance-quality of import for creating natural scalar, or standing waves. The equipment with the glass vessel containing the imploding  water vortex is surrounded by a Tesla coil..."
Aldi Far-IR Products, tech site
clusterbunk, far_ir
de-clustering of gasoline: " the far-IR radiation from the device resonantly agitates the hydrogen bonding between the long-chain hydrocarbons (HC), and breaks up the clustered HC molecules."
alkaline water
ionbunk
Usually, so-called (and fictional) "ionized water" claiming a multitude of benefits unknown to medical science.
Alkalive™ pH booster
ionbunk
Combines "ionized" and "structured" water bunk: "Structures and Clusters Your Water for optimal absorption ... Infuses Your Body With Charged Ions... The Carriers of Energy"
Alkazone
"water ionizer"
"converts tap water into approximately 70% alkaline water and 30% oxidized (acid) water" which they also claim to be "micro-clustered". "Foods cook quicker because of the smaller water molecules in antioxidant water."
AlkaLife
ionbunk
far_ir
Sang Whang, "engineer, scientist and inventor" and author of "Reverse Aging" offers "far-ir" devices ("sleeping on a FIR mattress pad is like reaping the benefits of exercising while you sleep!"), "alkaline water" nostrums, and loads of health misinformation.
American Technologies Group
clusterbunk
stock promotor of IE-Structured water
Angel Fire Water
structured water
"We have created a 12 step process to bring you our super oxygenated, structured alkaline water. We add pure oxygen and lock it into the molecular structure of water.." They use results from a goofy "bio-electric impedence analyzer" to claim that their water improves "cellular hydration" in 22 minutes.
Aquafer WaterSource
magnetic, catalytic ?
Mfr's site claims that the device uses KDF filter but no magnets, but this sales site says "well refined catalytic/magnetic device to render the water hardness harmless."
AquaKaire
ClusterQuackery
"After years of intensive study and experimentation, Dr. Lorenzen was able to replicate, through magnetic resonance technology, the clustered water found in the natural springs. Then, using his Template Induction Process, he stabilized the water so that it would not lose its strength or potency. Resonant water could now be bottled in a concentrated form"
AQA-Total
electrostatic scale control
Special electrode arrangement is supposed to precipitate scale-forming salts.
Aquacension
"stabilized nascent" oxygen

Another weird offering from Ascension Alchemy: "Free radicals, which many biochemists now believe are a primary cause of the aging process and degenerative disease, are positively charged ions of singlet oxygen, O1+. Stabilized nascent oxygen is negatively charged O1-. The opposite charges on the ions cause them to attract each other, forming O2, or simple pure oxygen." 

Aqua-Correct
magnetic water treatment
"In precise and repeated measurement of the water surface tension before and after the AQUA-CORRECT® treatment, different institutes have confirmed a nearly 10% reduction at 20 degree C for drinking water."
Aqua Di Vita ™
structured water
Another typical water-clusster snake oil featuring "Scalarwave Structured Water ™"
Aqua-Doc
magnetic water treatment
"Incredible Magnetic Water Conditioner" "When water is magnetically charged, it electrically takes on a greater ionic charge than the minerals which creates a natural magnetic attraction between the two. The magnetization then attracts and locks the dissolved minerals into the water creating healthy and cost free descaling ...Softening and better taste occurs from an actual reduction in the size of the water molecule."
AquaFrequencies   Please see "Neocode" below.
AquaKat
structured water
Penergetic, the maker of this device, claim that it "functions as a kind of signal emitter (catalyst). The AquaKat is charged with frequency patters of clean, natural spring water and oxygen (O2) during a special manufacturing process." Apparently another version of the equally absurd Grander Water process.
Aqua Life Natural Water Activation Technology   "Exposed to a duplication of vortexes and natural frequencies, water introduced to
Natural Water Activation Technology ™ is quickly reminded, at a basic level, of its true nature. The water then begins to restore, to itself, its own native abilities."
Aquamat / Aquamaster Catalytic water treatment Makes numerous dubious claims relating to agricultural uses: "The Aquamaster is constantly charged with negative electrons from the electron booster ... causing the ions in the salts to polarise and exchange. Plants love electrons!"
aquarium ionizer   Please see ECO-Aqualizer
Aquarius Water

structured water

oxygenated water

Their former site combined just about every kind water-quackery flapdoodle there is into one product. "Aquarius Seven Sided Oxygenated Water is the tool that penetrates into dehydrated structures of the body and breaks apart the ionic bonds of substance or structure that are atypical to the bodies normal function. This process of hydration liberates toxins, poisons, dissolves plaque, breaks down scar tissue etc., but primarily supplies the body with a form of water that allows the body to function normally again." The current site is only slightly less goofy.
Aquastel, Aqua-Tonic
ionbunk
"...oxidation and reduction that destroy and neutralize all hazardous substances. ... such treatment removes everything that is harmful for and alien to a human body and retains all that is useful and harmless." "..based on a new, previously unknown law of anomalous changes of reactional and catalytic abilities of aqueous solutions.."
Aqua-Life 1

Aqua-Life 2

 weird vibrations

The Aqua-Life flapdoodle comes in two flavors:

1- "Exposed to a duplication of vortexes and natural frequencies, water introduced to Natural Water Activation Technology™

2- BIO-COM Oxygenated Water have very large negative zata potentials on each colloidal particle. The water "is quickly reminded, at a basic level, of its true nature. The water then begins to restore, to itself, its own native abilities...sets up a communication with the water... the change in the water is usually found to be dramatic and therefore quite noticeable."

AquaPhotonics, AquaRX
PentaBunk
Just a classier and more scientific-looking pitch for Penta Water.
Aquatomic / Aquaspace
"magnetized" water
"Water is Paramagnetic …meaning that it holds a magnetic charge"... the first of many lies!
Aqua-Tonic / Natural Solutions
ionized water
Adds electrons to water, reduces cluster size. "...water electrolysis unit will filter, restructure and split your ordinary tap water into two distinct energized Alkaline water....at an afordable price"
AquaVantage
EM scale control
"Digital" scale control by electromagnetic induction
Aqua Vero Anti-ageing water
 weird vibrations
contains 34 mineral vibrations
Ascension Alchemy
Aqua Quackery
"imploding vortex, Tesla coil, Noble gas infusions
Ascension Alchemy
 structured water
(weird, weird!)
Alteration of H2O bond angle sends uv light flash to DNA. "non-replicating DNA is from our future - calling to us to create a new form of light. This precious future DNA holds the blueprint for the next evolutionary leap. ...These dormant codes are awakened (to begin replicating) by light filled sacred geometric shapes, the Language of Light. ,,flows from "higher" dimensions into our world holds an electromagnetic inscription encoded in the geometric shapes. A direct teaching on your cellular level, heard by your DNA.
Avène Thermal Spring Water
wonky-waters
Just a super-expensive pure water flogged as a medical product for skin treatment
AYUS Technology
Weird
Uses what appears to be black magic that "permanently imprints information (Quantum Signatures) into metals, ceramics or glass, (Carriers) which then affect the water (or other fluid) it contacts with those Quantum Signatures."
Bakuhan mineral   see Wellness Filter
Balanced Lives
 Magnetic water quackery
"magnetic device to restore the 'natural balance' of drinking water"

"Magnetic water has a positive effect on plant growth. Magnetic water is more solvent and has a lower surface tension, so nutrients in the water are absorbed more readily. Use on agricultural crops results in improved quality of the plants with a reduction in the use of fertilizer. "

baldness prevention   magnetic baseball cap attracts blood to scalp; see MAG-SOL
Bernardini "Research Institute"
water-energizing container
"Energy Mug" changes right-spinning water into healther left-spin water"

Beotron energy cell

  Just a glorified, high capacity activated-carbon filter. Please see the LifeSource entry below.
BevWizard Wine Enhancer
magnetic wine trtmt.
Claims that magnet in stopper causes tannins to coagulate
Bio-Hydration Research Lab
 structured water
Maker of Penta Water; the BHRL site has links numerous research articles, mostly in obscure Russian journals.
BioCat "catalytic battery"
structured water
"RealWater" product involving "essential oils"
bioremediation   dubious uses of magnets
Bio-com process see Maret Water
{Bio Disk} (r.i.p. 7/07)
wonky water weirdness
"Transferring the "Nano Energising Frequency" into or through liquid affects the nanos within the liquid. ...This natural resonance has the ability to create a molecular structure in all manufactured or treated
liquid and vegetation."
Bio-Photons
light-related scams
The term has a scientifically legitimate usage, but Web-based scam sites exploit it to create a market for various overpriced, scientifically-worthless devices such as this Bio-Photon Analyzer.
biowater; see also Brorby   water H-bonded to biomolecules; see A gentle introduction to Water and its structure
Bluestone
far infrared, ionized water
numerous dubious products including "water ionizers"
Bon Aqua
mag water treatment
Magnetic device based on physics fantasies: "As water moves through the induced magnetic field, the static charge on the water molecules is changed from negative to positive due to current being generated by the moving water.. The current produced by the flow also causes some water molecules to ionize (dissociate), forming hydronium ions (H+) and hydroxyl ions (OH-)"
Bovis energy scale   Classic pseudoscience bases on oscillations of a pendulum device; see Essential Energy Lifefore Water
Brorby Bio-Water
structured water
"The Greatest Preventative And Healing Discovery In The History Of Mankind"
Calif. Water-King
Electronic treatment
".. a fully computerized water conditioner which eliminates and prevents lime scale without the use of chemicals or salt"
Care Free Catalytic Water Conditioner
catalytic water conditioner
"The turbulence of water flowing through this non-ferrous core element strips away adhesive compounds clinging to the minerals and causes the molecular structure of the water to be rearranged.." See here for a current sales site.
Catalit
goofy water treatment
BioCat "catalytic battery"; discourages "unnatural (pathogenic)" organisms; utilizes "biomagnetic energy" of essential oils, "oligometallic effects" of metal catalyst
Cat's Claw Immune Support
 structured water
an apparent alias for CellCore Clustered Water
Catalyst-altered Water   see Willard Water

Catalytic 1000 Salt-Free Water Softener

(Stabilized Water of Canada)

scale control by depressurization
Pressure release purportedly changes "calcium bicarbonate" into calcite. "Utilizing household water pressure as its energy source, the CATALYTIC 1000 converts hardness producing calcium bicarbonate into Calcite - an internationally recognized, environment friendly, sequestering (water softening) agent. The Calcite seeds attract calcium and magnesium, preventing these hardness minerals from forming scale and producing other hardness related problems." Any first-year Chemistry student should be able to see he fallacy here!
catalytic water softening
CatScams
"precious metal" catalysts that carry out the impossible
CellCore Clustered Water ™*
ClusterQuackery
water structure altered by magnetic field, laser
CellFood®
Wonky water
oxygenated water
Dissociates the water molecule into "nascent" O and H, 80+ other elements. "Di-pole Deuterium Sulfate provides an incredible oxygen source..."
Cell-Gen AH Water
similar to above
Also sold as Liqua A.H. system, this combines many typical quackery claims, especially those relating to "activated hydrogen". Some claims similar to CellFood. Don't believe any of it!
cellular hydration   Pseudoscientific hype hype by Cellcore and others; see Passing Water: nonsense about "cellular hydration"
charged water   see Wholly Water
chlorine removal   magnetic shower heads purporting to remove chlorine
Chrysalis 8
 structured water
"DNA codes are transmitted to messenger RNA by the emission of mini ultraviolet light bursts."
Cl-Free Water Systems
elecrolytic scale control
Claims to change "suspended calcium into healthy, digestible calcium bi-carbonate"(!) Also utilizes electrolysis with copper and titanium electrodes, releasing Cu into the water as a disinfectant; "titanium plates oxidize the organic compounds in the water by creating OH" (!!)
Clearwater Systems / "Dolphin"
EM scale control
Scale control by pulsed electromagnetic induction, for recirculating systems such as cooling towers; references to performance data are available, but so are negative engineering studies[1, 2, 3].
ClearWave conditioner
EM scale control
"uses microprocessor technology to electronically generate inaudible waveforms that help keep calcium carbonate particles (scale) dissolved in water and prevent them from adhering to pipes."
"clustered" waters
 structured water
quack wellness-waters purporting to have altered structures
Coherent Water Resonator™

lake and pond reoxygenation

"The electromagnetic field (EMF) produced by The Resonator™ results in liberating free-hydrogen from the water body.  In turn, oxygen is drawn into the water from the air-water interface and oxygen is formed naturally (insitu) through the self-ionization of water.  This process increases the Dissolved Oxygen level and returns the water to its natural high-energy state."
Concept 2000 System
EM scale control
Claims that 2-3 kHz electrical pulses break down "Calcium Bi-carbonate" to calcium carbonate and CO2 — in violation of the known facts of chemistry!
Coral water/calcium
Coral Quackery page
Widely-promoted false claims about the benefits of coarl-derived calcium
Crystal-Ki
cluster quackery
A glorified water filter that combines nonsense about water clusters, crystal magic, chackras and auras. Employs "energized" quartz crystals with "piezoelectric natural energy exponentially enhanced to have a stronger energy level. Thier "proof" consists of a lot of dubious SEM photos.
Crystal Daytime™   a "clustered" medicine water; see CellCore
Crystal Energy   a Flanagan "microclustered" water product
Crystal Ki
Crystal-energy quackery
"The quartz Crystal in the filter has had its piezoelectric natural energy exponentially enhanced to have a stronger energy level. The energized crystal in the filter creates water which is structured and has smaller water clusters."
CuZn Water Filtration Systems   "Uses KDF Cu-Zn alloy to oxidize/reduce metal ions, bacteria"
DDMF   electromagnetic induction; see ScaleWatcher
DeepBlue
electrolytic "impulse"
swimming pool scale control utilizing impossible chemistry
DentEME "Compete50" dental care products
far=infrared fantasies
"Infrared rays are longer microwaves that sap the energy from resistant bacteria. The slow down in metabolism causes the bacteria to age and decay. ... Infrared vibrations lower the pH and kills the bacteria by frying the inside cell."
Detox foot-baths and foot-pads   Please see the entry "foot-bath detoxification" farther below.
Deuterium
crackpot hydrogen
"CELLFOOD's Di-base, Di-pole Deuterium Sulfate provides an incredible oxygen source and delivery system to the body at the cellular level... has the unique ability to dissociate the water molecule into nascent hydrogen and nascent oxygen."
Developmental Natural Resources

Wonky quackery, far-infrared bunk

"DNR encodes subtle light wave frequency signals into mineral water solutions." A former site flogged light-energy signals tuned to vertebrae; weirdest in this category.
diamagnetism   tendency of most molecules to be repelled by magnetic field; see RealWater
Dileka crackpot water treatment Made-in-Japan nonsense purporting to produce "ionized" water with "smaller clusters".
DNA-Clustered Water   see Sound Energy Research
DoctorsHealthSuppy   magnetic mattresses and pads
Dolphin   electromagnetic induction; see Clearwater Systems
DrinkNanoTech   please see Quantum Tech Water below
Dynamic Disturbance of Molecular Forces   electromagnetic induction; see ScaleWatcher
E-Water   see "Essential Energy Lifeforce Water"
E-Water Machine
structured water
see Elixa
Earth Transitions
cluster quackery
water that is "clustered" and "super-ionized" (whatever that means!)
Easy Water   see Freija Treatment Systems below
EAU Empowered Water
"ionized water"
Just another scheme to sell overpriced electrolysis devices that generate what amounts to watered-down laundry bleach.
ech2o™ - Tennant Co.
"ionized" water
Tennant's new industrial cleaning wonder "works by unlocking the vast amounts of energy stored in the water molecule H2O."
ECO-Aqualizer
"ionized water"
purports to ionize aquarium water for healthier fish
EcoFlow
magnetic water treatment
This company produces a variety of dubious magnet-based devices; their H2flow magnetic water conditioner uses "rare earth Strontium Ceramic, poled tri-axially" to prevent lime scaling, but of course no performance data are given.
Ecosave Laundry Disks
laundry disks
Makes ridiculous claim that "electrically charged ceramic beads" introduce H+ and OH ions into the water, thereby softening it and reducing need for detergent.
ECOsmarte
electrolytic
scale control
electrolytic production of O atoms in impossible amounts to oxidize all impurities and microorganism out of existence; also claims scale control, reduced surface tension (unbelievable!)
EcosWay

 structured water

resonant Hexagon Water. "Living water resonates with the energetic vibrations of your body." -- and similar hokum.
Ed Hardy Structured Water
structured water
All the usual lies, aimed at the boutique water market: "The absorption rate of hexagonally shaped structured water molecules is as much as four (4) times more efficient than water that is not structured."
Ejax Electro-Magnesium Converter
crackpot chemistry
controls scale, removes chlorine, "produces smaller drops of water" etc. For farmers, it claims to "neutralize sodiium", reduce irrigation needs by up to 50% and elecricity needs fo water pumping by up to 30%.
Electro-activated water
"ionized" water
Another name for overpriced laundry bleach flogged for agricultural disinfection and "bio-stimulation"
electrolytic water treatment   goofy electrolytic processes for softening water
Electrolyzed/Oxidizing (EO) Water - Electrolyzed Plus
"ionized" water
This misinformation-filled site by RPA Biotech offers "oxidized" water that they claim has been "stabilized", as well as "alkaline" water that is "abundant with electrons". For good measure, they also repeat some of the cluster-buster garbage about improved hydration and toxin removal.
electromagnetic water treatment   scale control by electromagnetic induction
Electron water
Wonky quackery
Removes "memories" of water's previous contamination; see also John Ellis
Elixa E-Water
 structured water
microclustering by electrolysis
Ellis Water Machine
 structured water
Please see John Ellis Water Machine below, or the JohnEllisBunk page
EmeraldGreens
 oxygenated water
"... is a water that has smaller molecules of water so it can be penetrated quicker into the cells"
{EMF-Bioshield Protection}
Wonky quackery
This incredibly dumb product "uses the resonance properties of rare earths elements (elements 58 to 71 of Mendeleyev's Periodic Table of the Elements) to create a passive counter-phase resonance." (r.i.p. 8/07)
Emoto, Masaru
 structured water
"Doctor of Alternative Medicine" and father of water cluster quackery based on photographs of ice crystals (some examples here) and author of the goofy three-volume work The Messages from Water. See this Wikipedia article for a concise survey of this huckster-showman's nonsense.
Enagic
"ionized" water
Enagic markets "Kangan Water" (see below.) A bunk-filled sales site makes reference to "Enagic Water".
Ener-Chi Ionized Stones
energized water
"By placing an Ionized Stone next to a glass of water or plate of food, the water or food becomes energized, increasing digestibility and nutrient absorption. Ionized stones can also be used effectively in conjunction with Ener-Chi Art -- simply place an Ionized Stone on the corresponding area of the body while viewing an Ener-Chi Art picture."
EnerDev Energy Water
structured water
Classic water-cluster quackery enhanced with "chi energy" nonesnse: "The Chi energy of its natural bio-ceramic will continuously energize the water and form healthy energy water that is small in molecule cluster, rich in oxygen that can easily be absorbed into your body."
Energized Vibrational Healing Water   see Wheeler below
Energy Converter   see EcosWay
Energy Systems Plus

EM scale control
agicultural
(most nutty of this category)

"electronic multiwave radio pulse generator with a high negative ion and plasma production" .. "injects electrons into water", promoting production of vitamins, sugars, proteins by plants. (See table of lies)

Energy Water
 structured water
a fictional "H3O.OH" for suckers only!
EnergyForever   Miracle Magnetic Laundry Balls
Envirolyte Electrolytic water trtment This site is full of pompous piffle about "activated solutions" and "anomalous reactions", but the biocidal and pH-raising capabilities of the device suggest that it may be nothing more than an extraordinarily expensive method of generating what amounts to ordinary laundry bleach.
Environmental Science & Products*   "magnetized" water "using God's technology"
Enviro-Health-Tech
 weird vibrations
"Water Coils" and much other worthless junk
EnviroTower
electrostatic scale control
Uses an electrostatic field to precipitate scale ions. The company site lists many prominent corporations as "users", but offers no performance data beyond cost savings.
EON - Essence of Life
structured water
"Restructures the water into bio-molecular clusters, providing better cellular absorption while enhancing the body's oxygenation."
Equilibria
Weird, weird...
Water energisers, biophotons, "stabilized oxygen", chakra balancing, and similar far-out pseudoscience.
ESF Scale Prevention System depressurization pressure-pulses to reduce CO2 content and prevent scale formation
ESIL Water Technology
electrolytic treatment
Death to pathogens by electrocution? This is one of they many unlikely wonders claimed by this device that employs an electrolytic cell to produce something called "Ricochet Water".
E.S.P.   "plasma"-induced electron injection; see Energy Systems Plus
Essential Energy Lifeforce Water, Energizing Mug
Energized water
Reverses "spin" of water molecules to "override negative vibrational memories that may be left by low energy substances, while simultaneously increasing the life-enhancing potential of your water." ... all according to the "Water Doctor"!
Euro-Wash*   magnetic laundry ball
EWS (Environmental Water Systems)
catalytic water treatment
Uses a goofy process they call "Increased Calcite Nucleation (ICN)" which "breaks apart the calcium and magnesium minerals from the bonds of the water molecules. Once in suspension, the minerals become attracted to each other and form concentric patterns which no longer adhere to surfaces, actively inhibiting scale formation.
Excellospheres
structured water
Plastic balls that magically increase the "resonance energy" of your drinking water. Weird; for suckers only! (10/07)
far infrared
ionized water
wonkywater
light scams
Worthless schemes purporting to use far-infrared light to break up water or fuel clusters or radiate energy into your body. F-IR is just ordinary heat energy that is radiated by all objects; anything beyond this is lies.
FDA UltraMK Miracle 6 system*
off the wall!
see Miracle6
FEMO2
Energized water

This Canadian outfit offers up bunk such as:

"When water goes through a FEMO2 System its clusters become extremely small. This change occurs because the stainless steel chamber within the FEMO2 System creates a “left” spin that releases the energy needed to break down the hydrogen connections in water molecules, thereby making smaller water clusters. That spin changes the electron spin of the atoms, and these, in turn, cause physical changes in the water. The energy from that change is transferred to the person who drinks the water. "

FilterSorb SP® catalytic water trtmnt "transforms the dissolved Mg2+ and Ca2+ carbonate into non-charged neutral chemical bonds (calcite crystals). When the crystals reach size in the range of nanometer (microscopic) they detach and are carried away by the water flow." [11/07]
Fitness Water
structured water
A clone of "H2O6" which is in turn a clone of the "clustered" water snake oils
Flanagan, Patrick
hydride ion bunk

structured water

"1997 Scientist of the Year"; "At 17, he was part of a Pentagon Think Tank and later was a consultant to the CIA, NSA and NASA." see his PhiSciences site, and also the Flanagan Follies Page at Canadian Quackery Watch. See also the revealing article on Wikipedia.
Foot-bath detoxification
Foot-bath quackery
An old trick in which an electric current purportedly draws "toxins" out of your body (and dollars out of your wallet!) Click on link at left to see how this works. Also known as "ionic detoxification", Aqua-Chi, and "Ionic hydrotherapy". Also available (and equally worthless) are detox foot-pads which work while you sleep and falsely claim to utilize "far-infrared" radiation which is a well-known scam of its own.
Free-Flo ™
Crackpot scale control
Claims to control scale by utilizing turbulance and pressure drop to discharge carbon dioxide from the water, raising the pH and causing the CaCO3 to precipitate within the water.
Freija Treatment Systems
EM scale control
They have toned down their previous silly hype, and now just give the usual dubious stuff about electromagnetic scale control: "The FREIJE Series E sends an induced oscillating electric field through the pipe wall into the water. This produces molecular agitation in the water causing the unstable mineral ions barely hanging in the water to come out of solution and combine with other mineral ions." [link]
Fulvic/Humic acid supplements: BioAg, Wujinsan
Wonky Water
Swamp water for suckers.
Functional Water
structured water
This term is often used in place of "ionized" or "structured" waters as more consumers regonized these as scams, but these nostrums are no different: "Functional beverages exist because in a very limited number of locations in nature, unusual, functional waters have been discovered and determined to possess exceptionally different characteristics from "conventional" waters."
Global Health Trax
Oxygenated water
"The health and wellness revolution company";
see Oxygen Elements Plus ™
GMX International
magnetic water and fuel treatment
All the usual dubious claims about unclogging clogged pipes, greater fuel efficiency, better health, "no slippery feeling"-- and they are recruiting gullible "independent dealers".
GoGreenWater
catalytic softening
In their so-called "Matrix Enabled Particulization" process, "atomic sized nucleation sites on the surface of small polymer beads convert dissolved hardness into microscopic crystals."
Goodwater Co.   See Carefree
Grander Water

structured water

"involves a field effect generated by highly structured water ("information water") developed by Johann Grander... The information water passes structural information through its field to other liquids nearby. The water which passes near the information water takes on a new structure (is "revitalized").
H2O Concepts
EM scale control
Claims that 2-3 kHz electrical pulses break down "Calcium Bi-carbonate" to calcium carbonate and CO2 — in violation of the known facts of chemistry!
H2O6 Water,
structured water
Just another ficticious "clustered" water; the formula probably refers to the nonexistent (H2O)6.
H2Om Water with Intention
structured water
Emoto-style nonsense creates a water "infused with the power of intention through words, music and thought. We gratefully offer you an interactive invitation to drink in and resonate with the vibrational frequencies of Love and Perfect Health"
H2Ultra
structured water
An apparent clone of H2O6 water (see above) which is a clone innumerable similar snake-oils.
H3O hydronium concentrate
acidic "ionized" water
Markets a sulfuric acid product misleadingly described as "a stabilized, highly concentrated version of H3O in solution."

H3O.OH

  see Energy Water
H4O Hydrogen-Bonded Water
WonkyWater
This Japanese site touts a "low ORP" "miracle water" whose enhanced hydrogen content (due to dissolved H2, not to a real molecule H4O) claims to "relieve your pain and suffering for it prevents the damaging effects of free oxygen radicals.." — and which, "because of its purity, .. boasts a pH level of 7.7" — which will any chemistry-savvy person will recognize as nonsense.
Hard Water   see About hard water
Henges of Atlantis   Wiccan water alchemy
Hexagon Water
structured water
"Hexagon’s EC3000 Energy Converter is packed with bio-ceramic beads which emit FIR (Far Infrared Rays), a form of natural electromagnetic waves, that vibrate and energize the water, mimicking what happens when natural spring water splashes over rocks and natural magnetic fields." ... and it gets weirder from there!
hexagonal water   often denotes "clustered"-type waters; see Cluster Quackery
Hexahedron 999 Biophoton Living Water™
structured water
This flapdoodle-filled site claims that their nostrum "induces a Unified Field of energy in the water molecules, augmenting the Biophotons which carry the six-pointed Star in their center...."
{Hydrogen-Rich Water}
WonkyWater
"by drinking Hydrogen-Rich water, which is generated by our “Active Hydrogen Water Generator ”, it is said by doctors that it can result in curing, improving and preventing the following diseases:
Diabetes, ED (Erectile Dysfunction), HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus), heart disease, arthritis, cancer, abnormal gastrointestinal fermentation, dehydration, chronic diarrhea, migraines, indigestion, high blood pressure, obesity, osteoporosis and psoriasis.
Holloway, Bill and Mike   see Bio-hydration Research Lab
Hunza Water   Hunza is an area of Northern Pakistan where the residents are purported to be exceptionally long-lived; this is apparently an unverified myth, perpetuated by medicine-hawkers and perhaps local travel industry officials. Henri Coanda, a Romanian aerodynamics engineer, became a champion of this water in his later years. Contrary to the impression given by some sites, Coanda is not a Nobel laureate.
Horowitz, Leonard   Well-known quackery advocate and anti-vaccination author. Pushes a "Healing water"
HydraH2O™, HydraLife

 structured water

another "clustered"-type water
HydraScale Electrolytic Scale Inhibitor
electrolytic
scale control
"Negative charged ions become positive charged ions"
Hydrate2O
cluster quackery
Another snake-oil making the usual false and misleading claims about improved "cellular hydration" (see immediately below). "Hydrate2o is manufactured to mimic bio-water; the water inside the cells of the body." They say that "Hydrate2o has been proven to ab sorb 8X more efficiently than the EPA standard." But there is no EPA standard.
hydration, cellular
Inability to take up enough water is a ficticious ailment that usually reflect impaired kidney function. See alsoPassing Water: nonsense about "cellular hydration"
hydride ions
cluster quackery
If you know some chemistry, this Negative Hydrogen Ion Web site will be good for laughs.
hydrogen-rich water
ionized-alkaline water
Water containing "Active-hydrogen" H2 and H) touted for aging, diabetes, ED, HIV, heat disease... you name it! Also clears up foul odor of feces!
Hydrazen A.T. Ideally Strucured Water
cluster quackery
"This re-vitalized water has energetic properties conducive to maximum hydration, optimal oxygen and nutrient delivery and effective toxin removal.
HydroCare
EM scale control
Sets up r.f. standing wave in plumbing system that is supposed to prevent scaling.
HydroChanger
catalytic scale control
Typical lie: "The potable water supplied to us is basically electron deficient and not in optimum states of equilibrium."
Hydro-Cure
structured water
More John Ellis rubbish: "Our hydrogen bond angle is 114° which is a function of the ability of water to pass through a membrane and into the cells!!" ... and similar lies.
hydrogen bonding   see A gentle introduction to Water and its structure
HydroSmart
EM scale control, agriculatural apps
Implants "resonance frequencies" that impede "gravitational attraction" between large molecules
iD-Water structured water "Water with higher energy level"
IE-Structured Water *  structured water fraudulant promo of "ice-like" structured water
IndeVex  structured water "energized, structured for custom uses"
inert gas signatures   see Sound Energy Research
ION Scalebuster ®   Employs a combination of devices (zinc anode, "hydrodynamic cavitation", PTFE dielectric) which are supposed to control both corrosion and scale formation by processes that seem somewhat speculative, to say the least: "The static generated by the ION Scalebuster® increase the total charge in the system which encourages the neutralization of like charges or suspended colloids." The site includes numerous accounts of successful installations, but does not offer performance data.
ionized stones   see Ener-Chi
"ionized" water   see Ionized water scams
IonX Cellyte   A typical "nutritional supplement" over-hyped with scientific-sounding nonsense.
IonX "ionized" fabric
ion quackery
Claims that ions "increases blood flow and the delivery of oxygen and nutrients to the tissue and muscles, while clearing metabolic waste such as lactic acid."
jGO™ wetwater pH+™   please see "plasma-activated water"
Jhon, Dr. Mu Shik
structured water
Alleged Korean originator of absurd "hexagonal water theory"
Joe Water Energy Cell "free energy" device "an Orgone Energy Accumulator in which water is acting as the medium which captures the orgone and allows it to be transduced into the engine. " ... 'nuff said!
John Ellis Water Machine

structured water

JohnEllisBunk

"Since OUR WATER'S MOLECULES are LARGER (as any lab will confirm), they HOLD MORE ELECTRONS...like it was when OXYGEN was at 38% and rainwater was highly charged, potentially explaining the incredible ages mentioned in the BIBLE!"
JSK Miracle Water
far-ir,
structured water
"Miracle water is created when the "Aura Energy" of small ceramic balls energize ordinary strands of water molecules in micro-clustered energized water.  This is the smallest molecular structure of water."
Kabbalah Water
structured water
Britney uses it, so it must be good! "because of its unique crystalline structure and fractal design, Kabbalah water is an excellent information transmitter ... to our immune system, digestive system, circulatory system, and even to every atom of our bodies." For another take on this nonsense, see this MSNBC report.
Kangan water
ionized water
Just another "water ionizer" promotion, marketed mostly through sales sites filled with scientifically unfounded claims about alkaline water, ORP, and "hydration". (example). See this site for incredible (and un-documented) claims about how this nostrum cures cancer, diabetes, etc.
KDF Process Media
redox magic
filter with redox properties claims some dubious chemistry to remove chlorine and kill bacteria
Keeton Industries
ionized water
see Malibu Water Resources
Kiwaii water
structured water
This bottled water sales site is full of scientifically dubious hype about spring water's "unique configuration [and its] ability to hydrate the body very effectively because its molecular structure allows it to easily traverse the cell's water channels (aquaporins) thereby hydrating the body very efficiently."
LamMD   magnet reduces H2O bond angle to 103 degrees to improve absorption
Lee, Kye Ho   see Energy Water
Life Miracle Laundry System   magnetic laundry ball cleans by "magnetic hydrodynamics"
LifeForce Water
energized water
"the molecular structure of the water is enhanced to a highly positive, energized state." (whatever that means!)
LifeSource whole-house   This is a high-capacity water filter— not always justified compared to a drinking-water-only unit. But what I find objectionable is their implication that such a device can also act as a water softener; they offer no explanation of how it works, and I see no reason to believe that it does.
LimeX
catalytic filter?
Claims to employ ceramic "nanotechnology" to soften water; no indication of how it really works, and no supporting performance data.
light-related scams   schemes employing "far-infrared technology"

Liquid Separation Inc
(LSI)

structured water

A nutty water disinfection scheme that "strip[s] electrons from flowing fluids without chemicals... Our process causes water to loose it's ability to bond to itself or any foreign matter. The water then remains in a positively charged state until such time that the water regains enough electrons to restore it's former balanced charge state and bonding nature."
LivingWater*   see Wellness Filter
Lo, Shui-Yin   see IE-Structured water
M-water, M-Power Aqua Technology structure-altered water; see Wheeler below
MAG-SOL baldness prevention *   magnetic baseball cap attracts blood to scalp
Magna-Charger
mag water treatment
Another Nikken pseudoscience product
Magna-Flow  mag fuel treatment "resonating magnetic fields" reduce hydrocarbon emissions
Magnesium bicarbonate   An Australian site claims miraculous results in treating various ailments, but offers no credible evidence for these claims— only a classic "junk" patent.
MagneTec   magnetic water treatment
Magnetic Energy Cup   "energizes" water by "magnetizing" it
Magnetic Fuel Treatment   worthless use of magnets to break up "clusters" in fuels; example
magnetic laundry balls   purported to reduce surface tension without use of detergents
magnetic pain relief scientific references
magnetic pulsers, zappers
magnetic quackery
Generate short, intense magnetic fields that are supposed to cure everything from baldness to cancer.
Magnetic Resonance Effect Technology (MRET)
WonkyWater
Smirnov Magnetic Resonance Effect technology; "MRET Water acts as a communication medium among the cells. It transmits pre-recorded molecular activity messages to biological systems."; "light emitting diode flashes [at] a specific pulse rate with a frequency that is similar to the earth's geo-magnetic frequency"
MagneTech  mag water treatment see ScaleAway
magnetic monopoles magnetic junk science These hypothetical particles have never been observed, but that doesn't prevent some magnet moguls from using the term when hyping their scientifically absurd products.
Magnetic Solutions   magnetic water treatment
magnetic water   see Balamced Lives
Magnetic Water Softening and Scale Control   use of magnets to combine Ca2+ and CO32– ions to prevent scale formation
Magnicare
magnetized water
A dietary supplement "water-soluble liquid magnet" which purportedly acts by "inducing electrons into all the conductive elements of the body"
magnetized water
magnetized water
Although it is offered widely for sale, there is no such thing. Click the link for more about this fraud!
Magnetizer™
 mag. scale control

mag. fuel treatment

agricultural apps

These magnet merchants use "magnetic monopole" malarky to hawk products that claim all kinds of not-to-be-believed feats:

"It also neutralizes caustic water by binding the hydronium and hydroxyl ions to the water molecules"
"...causes the naturally formed chemical associations (hydrocarbon clusters) to break apart into a single, potentiated molecular state."
"..reduces the surface tension of the water, which gives greater solubility of minerals and deeper penetration into the soil"
"Transform tap water into a health-enhancing treat by attaching two of these [Water Jar] Energizers to your water bottle."

The "Senior Scientist and founder" sports a "BmP" degree, whatever that is.

Magnon Energy Group
mag. fuel treatment
Company claims that their magnets can even improve the fuel efficiency of natural gas! Don't believe it!
Malibu Water Resources  

This site discusses "hydroxyl radical" generators for use in aquaculture applications, and is full of nonsense:

"It takes only 1.25 amps of DC voltage to break the hydrogen/oxygen bond. The higher the amperage above this, the easier it is to break tighter electron bonds of hydrogen and oxygen from other substances - such as nitrogen."

Maret Water (r.i.p. 2005) wonky water water structure altered by vibrating crystals, magnets, oxygen, silica, and "vortex spinning"

Master's Miracle
(Miracle II products)

wonky water
MLM scheme "Ingredients: Electrically engineered eloptic energized stabilized oxygenated water, calcium, potassium, magnesium, ash of dedecyl solution and the anointing of God." "...will help your immune system be more effective ...may also promote healthy weight loss. "
MegaHydrate, MegaH structured water, hydride ion bunk Flanagan's version of MicroHydrin ("..the most potent source of free radical fighting electrons available today. It has been shown to neutralize the most dangerous free radicals, increase hydration, and help establish pH balance.") since he parted ways with Royal Body Care. See Microhydrin below.
Merus Water Treatment System
scale control by vibrations
"oscillations" of some kind for scale and corrosion control.
Micro Cluster Water Machine  structured water uses electrolysis to reduce cluster size
Microcyn ™
ionbunk
"Microcyn™ technology is a pH-neutral, super-oxidized water that contains “oxidizing species” generated by the electrolysis of sodium chloride and water. During this patented multi-chamber electrolysis process, these molecules are pulled apart and ions are formed." In other words, ordinary laundry bleach?

Microhydrin (Royal)

 

structured water,

hydride ion bunk

Flanagan "silica hydride" microclusters. According to a former page flogging this product, "One capsule of Microhydrin™ provides more electrons than a truck load of other antioxidants." (Chemistry students: what do you think about that?!)

"Microhydrin delivers enormous amounts of electrons to your body with each capsule. This increases the bodies ability to communicate between the cells, resulting in a more efficient system."

MicroWater
"ionized water"
They say "Why Pay $4,000 for 'Kangen Water' Are You Crazy?". Well, one is just as much of a sucker to by any of this company's products.
Miracle 6
 structured water
computer program to cluster water, transmit prayers to God
Miracle Water   see JSK Miracle Water
Miracle II water   see Master's Miracle water
MiraCoil   see Sound Energy Research
Miracule Water
weird, weird
These vendors of alchemical quackery claim to increase the "concentration of the Elements of Life (known variously as Monoatomic 'Monatomic' elements, ORME -"Orbitally Rearranged Monoatomic Elements", ORMUS, White Powder Gold, M-State, transition group Metal Ions), believed to be referenced in the Holy Bible" .. etc. etc.
molecular correction tchnology   see Energy Water
Molecular Surface Energy Realignment   electromagnetic induction; see ScaleBan
Monopole magnets   A yet-to-be-discovered hypothetical particle, but this does not stop some magnet merchants from making nonsensical misuse of this term in their marketing; see Magnetizer®.
Mpulse 3000 "Deep Blue"
electrostatic magic
A highly dubious scheme claiming to use electrical "impulses" to keep swimming pool surfaces free of scale.
MRET Water Activator
structured/energized water by light
Smirnov Magnetic Resonance Effect technology; "light emitting diode flashes [at] a specific pulse rate with a frequency that is similar to the earth's geo-magnetic frequency"
Neocode
weird
Update your DNA: "the software console to your metamind" provides "direct access to your DNA through the vastness of your subconscious mind".
Nano Resonance Technology (NRT)
electromagnetic fluid treatment
Treats water, fuel and gases: "The NRT technology alters the molecular structure of fluids that changes the energy state of the molecule. This change is accomplished through the square wave frequency principal modulating the carrier." Don't belive it! [12/07)
"Nascent" oxygen
oxygenated water
An old name for monatomic oxygen (as opposed to O2)
Natural Activation Water Technology
see Aqua Life
Natural Cellular Defense   see Zeolite
NaturSoft - Pelican
crystallization catalyst
"The NaturSoft™ media is a catalyst with calcium carbonate crystals on its surface... As the crystals grow and extend further and further from the surface of the bead crystal fragments get broken off and are carried away by the water flow serving as seed crystals for further crystal formation downstream in the plumbing system." OK, but will this reduce hardness beyond saturation levels?
Nectar of the Universe
energized water
Silly name, silly claims: "Nectar of the Universe Energized Water is revitalized water, energetically charged with life giving vibrations. Nectar of the Universe Energized Water can return the body to a natural state of harmony ..."
negative hydrogen ions
 structured water
see MicroHydrin
Neocode
water weirdness

Want to re-program your DNA? Neocode is a computer program that "impresses water with frequencies that are able to bring about objectives within the human body by catalyzing and unlocking the body's own natural abilities and latent potential."

NextFiltration ScaleStop
catscams
A polymer material employs "template-assisted crystallization" to precipitate carbonate from water. Although this may reduce dissolved carbonate/bicarbonate to saturated levels, it is not clear that it will prevent soap scum or scale buildup on heat exchanger surfaces.
Nikken  far-infrared bunk
mag water treatment
Markets a huge variety of alternative-health products of dubious value through hundreds of independent dealers. Many based on "far-infrared" pseudoscientific nonsense. See Pi-Mag water below.
Noah's Quest  structured water

see CellCore Clustered Water ™

"..extremely pure distilled water.. is exposed to special ceramics, it is treated with lasers and extremely strong magnetic fields to create water "clusters."... entering the cell system very rapidly and replenishing inter-cellular water. Dr. Lee Lorenzen's breakthrough allows us to actually help maintain clustered water levels in the body and thus protect the cellular integrity we had when we were young."

noble gas signatures   Sound Energy Research promotes the exceedingly weird idea that they can impress the "signatures" of the noble gas elements on water. For example, "[ with] Neon there is some beneficial effect by increasing energy to the Root Chakra, which seems to improve the immune system, helping to destroy some of these invading organisms ." Anyone who falls for this rubbish deserves what they won't get!
Nordic Water Systems  wonky water Vortex energy field and other weird stuff. See also my old "Nordic Bunk" page.
NuScience see CellFood®
OCanadawater
 oxygenated water
special "diffusion technology"... "increasing the oxygen content of water by 700%". Wow!
Oculus Microcyn Technology
IonBunk
This outfit, which presents itself as a sophisticated site for medical practicioners, markets electrolytically-produced "super-oxidized" waters (essentially, over-priced laundry bleac) for topical "wound management" applications.
OneFlow™
catalytic bunk
The product from Watts, an otherwise respected company, is said to be "based in science and proven"; both of these claims are highly dubious.
ORMUS water   I don't know if this is a commercial product, but Googling on this topic yields up some of the weirdest stuff I have ever seen, proving that alchemy still has its True Believers!
ORP
ionized water
This means "oxidation-reduction potential" and is often used (inappropriately, of course) by hucksters of "antioxidant" water. Please see here for a brief explanation of ORP and antioxidants.
Oxygen Elements Plus oxygen supplements "Nobody has Enough Hydrogen or 02, Not on this Planet".. but this outfit has plenty of B.S.!
Oxygen Store oxygenated water "Stabilized oxygen" produced by a "proprietary method of bonding oxygen to water molecules."
Oxygenated Water   Waters and "sports beverages" purporting to improve body's oxygenation
Oxy-Powder
oxygenated water
"..a specifically designed compound which has been ozonated and stabilized to release beneficial free monatomic oxygen into the intestinal tract and body ...you can melt away or oxidize the compaction from the small intestine, large intestine and colon safe and effectively.
Ozone therapy
oxygenated water
Dangerous nonsense about the "benefits" of ingesting ozone-rich water (9/07)
Panguitch Water
structured water
Another nostrum that purports to improve "cellular hydration".
Panther stabilizers catalytic water/fuel trtmt. "Panther Fuel Stabilizer prevents covalent bonding ( or sharing of valence fields) of the fuel molecules which keeps the hydrocarbon aggregates in fine colloidal suspensions."
Pelican Salt-Free catalytic water softening They call it "Nano Technology", but it's the same old nonsense that "catalysts" can prevent scale formation.
Penta Water
 cluster quackery,
PentaBunk
"High energy sound waves are used to restructure the molecules in Penta water into small, stable clusters." See Bio-hydration Research Lab
Perfect Sommelier
magnetic treatment
magnetic bottle top purporting to improve the taste of wine
PerfectWater, "Perfect Empowered" drinking water™
cluster-equackery, oxygenated
This new incarnation of an old trade name promises to "enhance performance, build strength, improve balance, increase flexibility" and improve "hydration". This strikes me as "Perfect Hype" which lacks any credible supporting clinical evidence.
pH-ion pH Balance
ionized water
Combines "ionized" and "structured" water bunk: "Structures and Clusters Your Water for optimal absorption ... Infuses Your Body With Charged Ions... The Carriers of Energy"
Photon Disk   see Aaron Rosewater
Photonic ionization
far-infrared bunk
An apparent stock promotion; see Spectrum Oil Corp.
Pi Water (ACM)
structured water
"Pi-Water is iron base compound derived from bivalent and trivalent ferrates... Pi-Water is said as "living body water"... apparently yet another "unclustered" fiction from Japan.
Pi Water, Pi-Mag water (Nikken)
Pi-water bunk
Filter system employing magnets; "...the pi in PiMag comes from ceramic elements that impart the same energy found in Nikken products with Far-Infrared Technology."
PIMA Water
far-infrared bunk
"photonic ionization"; see Spectrum Oil Corp
Platonic Solid Inversion Geometry   see Wheeler
pHlife - AlkaZone
ionized water
produces reduced water with a large mass of electrons
"Photonic ionization" light-treatment Dubious stock promotion for desalinization, treatment device
Plasma-activated water
structured water
No believable claims here! "The water crosses an electric/magnetic field and is also exposed to ultrasound and ultraviolet radiation from the rf pulse plasma. This treatment destroys the molecular clusters contained in tap water."
platonic solids   see Sound Energy Research
Powerful Healing Water   see Cat's Claw
prayers   see Miracle6
Prill Beads  structured water Prill beads are "magnesium oxide infused with Life Force... [which] transform water at the molecular level." Weird!
Primordial M-Water   structure-altered water; see Wheeler
Proton Labs sructured, ionized water Another MLM promotion trolloing for suckers; they offer a worthless "functional" water. The company was recently the target of FDA prosecuation relating to false claims about anthrax prevention.
pseudoscience   see What is pseudoscience?
Pure Charge Energetic Detox Spa (QFAC)
detox foot-bath bunk
"The Pure-Charge Energetic Spa™ unit can rebalance energy meridians through the bio-charge. The complex energy fields of the unit permeate the water, realigning a body’s energy field. Many of the benefits of the unit can be attributed to the "re-balancing" of these energy lines allowing a body mass to function better. The action results in the initial purging of toxins and nucleic waste product generated within the cells and surrounding membrane."
Purestream "Pi-Alkaline" water filter alkaline water, structured water Typical crackpot device that invokes magnets falsely claimed to "structure" water, stabilize pH, improve circulation, etc. etc.
Pursanova ores   This rather bizarre water-treatment process purports to use some mysterious mineral ore to "resonate" with water. It's not apparently on the market yet (2008), and hopefully it will never be!
Q-Ray ion-generating jewelry "ionized bracelet" balances body's positive and negative ions
QuantaWater
Wonky Water
The former "Essential Energy Water"; "harnesses the energy of nature with harmonics that resonate in unison with the body’s crystalline structures to energize our cells."
Quantum Tech Water
Wonky water
Use of a "special laser ... organizes virtual photon particle waves. This energetic particle oscillates the near ultra-violet part of the electromagnetic spectrum, but propagates the inverse/reciprocal space-time realm of 5-space, i.e., a higher spacial dimension. This derives a time-reversed particle wave running the laws of thermodynamics (2nd law/entropy) in reverse." [link]... and similar pseudoscientific BS.
RainDance   ESF Scale Prevention by zeta-potential-induced clustering of Ca2+ ions
Rainshow'r
redox magic
"Chlorine removal" products for bath/shower. Claim that in their "crystal ball" product "The crystalline quartz mixed with the media reduces the molecular structure of water into smaller clusters" is highly dubious. Replacement of Cl2 by Cl implies that metallic ions of Cu, Mn, or Zn (the first two of which are toxic) are also produced.
RealWater

scale control,
structured water

"BioCat Battery" imparts frequencies of essential oils into water
"reduced water"
Wonky water
See "Hydrogen-rich water"
"reverse-spin" water
Energized water
see Essential Energy Lifeforce Water, Bernardini "Research Institute"
Revitalized Bio-Active Water
structured water
Also known as "Bio-genic Activator", his nostrum purports to turn water into "a stable thermodynamically unbalanced system" called "Hydro Plasma" which you can assimilate with "less expenditures of free energy."
RockyMountainBest
structured water
A "hyper-hydrating" wonder-water based on crackpot physics.
RoseCreek
 oxygenated water
See Vitamin O
Royal Body Care  

 structured water

see MicroHydrin
Rythm Structured H2O
structured water
Just another bottled water employing junk science in trying to present itself as special.
SafeWater Systems
 catalytic WT
Catalytic water conditioner utilizing "Amplified Catalytic Power", work by "by changing the valence or chemical charge of calcium carbonate"
Sante Water "reverse-spin" water This appears to be another version of "Essential Energy" water based on "reverse spin" and the "Bovis" (bogus!) energy scale.
Sang Whang Enterprises   see AlkaLife
Savastat SC
EM scale contro
Introduces "randomly varying electrical fields" into the water which "propagate throughout the entire plumbing system." They offer detailed explanations that appear to depend more on wishful thinking than on established science. They offer no quantitative performance data.
Scalarwave Structured Water ™
structured water
Another typical water-cluster snake oil
ScaleAway   mag water treatment SoPhTec magnetic water conditioner
ScaleBan ™
EM scale control
scale control by "Molecular Surface Energy Realignments", inducing aragonite rather than calcite formation
ScaleBlaster
EM scale control
"ScaleBlaster's signal cable produces an oscillating electric field using a unique and complex modulating frequency wave form that produces an inaudible sonic impulse that changes the electrical and physical properties of the scale-forming calcium molecules."
Scale-Buster ®
cavitation scale control
The ISB Ion Scalebuster claims to use an "electro-static and cavitational process with Galvanic action" to precipitate calcium carbonate directly into the water stream. (1/08)
ScaleHammer
EM scale control
"the Scalehammer device reproduces magnetic field frequencies and intensities that are perfectly calibrated for dissolving scale buildup...state of the art eletromagnetic frequencies, which are natual, environmentally friendly..."
ScaleStop   Please see NextFiltration/Scalestop above
ScaleViper
EM scale control
Applies a "complex amplitude-modulaed frequency0modulaed polarit-changing waveform [which] creates a de-ionizing effect... which increases the solubilit of he minerals and colloids in the liquid..."
ScaleWatcher
EM scale control
Claims to cause scale to precipitate in water, rather than on pipe walls. "Scalewatcher takes the process of induced ionisation to its ultimate stage. The principles of Magnetohydrodynamics (MHD) are applied by passing Scalewatcher's patented signal through a coil wrapped around the pipe to be treated"

Schauberger, Viktor (1885-1958)
vibes and vortexes
Search this name on Google and you will come up with thousands of sites promoting such things as anti-gravity, orgone energy, "free energy", and similar nonsense. See this brief Wikipedia article. Some typical Schauberger sites are here and here.
Seid, Rev. Mary   magnetic gewgaws and weirdness; visit site to see her aura!
Shooter Buddy
magnetic wine aging
"The Shooter Buddy quickly realigns the particles in your beverage by surrounding them with extremely powerful Neodymium (ne-o-dím-e-um) magnets"
Sicon Aqua Activator ™
 wonky water
crystal vibrations activate water, remove "negative patterns", "creates positive resonance"
Silk Springs Super-Water
ionized water
"charged with Platinum and Electrum" (don't ask!)
signal transduction   see Nonsense about signal transduction and "cellular resonance
Smirnov, Igor
wonky water
Author of a "junk patent" on "Smirnov Magnetic Resonance Effect technology", MRET water
Solavite / Solavitec
catalytic conditioners
"SOLAVITE is a diamagnetic catalyst ... In use, the cells cause changes in the attractive and magnetic forces between the liquid, the mineral particles, the pipes, and the fixtures."
Sound Energy Research

 structured water

All kinds of really weird stuff here! Their Hexagonal Scalarwave Structured Water™ "bring structured information, which is inaudible, subtle and intangible into the realm of a tangible science. ... Since scalars (but not transverse EM vectors) exist in 5-dimensional space/time, they do not decay with time or distance from their source and have other unusual quantum properties."
Spectrum Oil Corp stockbunk "photonic ionization" stock promo
Springs-of-life water

 structured water

"...utilizes "structured water" principles, that serve as a catalyst which helps to accelerate the healing process, assimilate nutrients more efficiently, increase enzyme activity, and strengthen the immune system."
"Stabilized Oxygen" stabilized oxygen Various nostrums of unspecified composition, purported to purify water, prevent free radical formation, prevent cancer, etc. Some mfrs. have been prosecuted by FTC.